1. Weed is great for stomach bugs.
    I feel like I have a comfortable, temporary eating disorder. Nothing is staying in. But there's also zero pain! Ate a pizza for lunch and flushed it down a few minutes later. I know this is disgusting. I don't care.
  2. I hate malicious celebrity gossip.
    Especially about child actors.
  3. I love disco.
    If I ever get ahold of a time machine, I'm going straight to Studio 54.
  4. Bis-Bizzle is like home away from home. My soul feels fully at peace here.
    I need to write an ode to this place one of these days.
  5. I straight kill shit at Carcassone game night.