HIGH THOUGHTS—DEMOCRATIC DEBATE EDITION
Taking my first bong hit now. Let the high writing commence. (Will probably sober edit tomorrow).
- •Why you yelling, Wolf Blitzer?
- •The moderators are hella biased. They should have made Hilary answer the carbon tax question.
- •But I don't think Bernie can talk national policy against Hillary.
- •I want Hillary to win. Not because of these bias hosts. I just think she's the Tyrion to Bernie's Danaerys.And yes, I do want my daughters to grow up under the first female president of the United States of America.
- •What does this even mean? "Israel must end its 'disproportionate responses' to achieve peace?"Am I too high or is that a poorly worded question? Oh, nevermind. Thanks for breaking that down for me, Bernie!
- •Oh man, now I'm really liking Bernie.
- •"Describing the problem is a lot easier than trying to solve it." —HillzSlow clapping her speechwriter.
- •Fuck yeah, women's health!!
- •Bernie mentions LGBT rights and Hillary's face is all "Fuck. Should have mentioned the gays."
- •Hill. All the states you mentioned (except for like 2) were southern states.Texas?! That's as south as south gets.
- •I'm for Hillary. Mr. D loves Bernie.