My Top 5 Favorite Emojis (Fall 2015 Edition)
- 1.💯As Gina/Chelsea Perreti once said - I'm the human form of the 💯emoji. It's classic. It'll never go out of style. Like Taylor Swift's song "Style" and donuts.
- 2.🌮I mean the taco emoji lobbyists have only been working on this for 5 years. Now a simple text of "🌮?" is all I need to send to my gal pals when I'm in the mood for marg(arita)s and a salacious round of chuck fuck or marry.
- 3.🙄I've been using this a lot. I find it more physically accurate than the 😒. It's the more childlike and chiller version.
- 4.🌬🍆I use this to describe NC-17 activities I'm not fond of.
- 5.🍾This is my new signature. It's like when Prince had that symbol. I use this to let people know I've received their emails/texts/whatsapp/baby shower invitations/bachelorette invitations/wedding invitations/celebration invitation/baptism invitations/death invitations/etc