1. Pomegranate up the nose
  2. Hair bead up the nose
  3. Broken wrist from falling off a BBQ island while angling for a better shot at an eclipse
  4. Torn knee cartridge from aggressive paintball
  5. Dog bite to the balls (torn scrotum)
  6. Crushed spleen from missed 10 foot dive into a snow drift
  7. Teeth kicked in by horse
  8. Swing set hook to the arm hanging like meat on a meat hook