Real Housewives Musings
- •How in the hell can these women wear ALL WHITE in somewhere like NYC and I can barely wear black without covering it in deodorant stains?
- •YAAAAS KWEENS YOU DRINK THAT WINE AT 11:30AM ON A TUESDAY 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
- •Do they exercise their earlobes so they can wear big ass earrings?
- •Salads on salads on salads on salads
- •The term "party" to me includes cheap beer and Kesha, while deez homies are having BRA FITTINGS AND MARTINIS
- •So many elevators, I feel like I'd get vertigo so fuckin bad after living their daily lives