Real Housewives Musings

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    How in the hell can these women wear ALL WHITE in somewhere like NYC and I can barely wear black without covering it in deodorant stains?
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    YAAAAS KWEENS YOU DRINK THAT WINE AT 11:30AM ON A TUESDAY πŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌ
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    Do they exercise their earlobes so they can wear big ass earrings?
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    Salads on salads on salads on salads
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    The term "party" to me includes cheap beer and Kesha, while deez homies are having BRA FITTINGS AND MARTINIS
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    So many elevators, I feel like I'd get vertigo so fuckin bad after living their daily lives