Things that are acceptable at airports/on airplanes and nowhere else
- •Sleeping in public in $500 shoes
- •Rolling backpacks like the kind your mother made you use in 6th gradeShoutout to the other wildly unpopular tweens
- •Sitting next to a woman who was puking in the stall next to you while you peed not even 10 minutes ago
- •Carrying 6 different types of hand sanitizerSyke, regular occurance
- •Puka shell necklaces. Everywhere.
- •People wearing their worst clothes and best jewelry
- •Snarky 20 somethings making lists about people who are just living their livesMe, the shithead