1. Sleeping in public in $500 shoes
  2. Rolling backpacks like the kind your mother made you use in 6th grade
    Shoutout to the other wildly unpopular tweens
  3. Sitting next to a woman who was puking in the stall next to you while you peed not even 10 minutes ago
  4. Carrying 6 different types of hand sanitizer
    Syke, regular occurance
  5. Puka shell necklaces. Everywhere.
  6. People wearing their worst clothes and best jewelry
  7. Snarky 20 somethings making lists about people who are just living their lives
    Me, the shithead