How you know I don't like you
Dedicated to the mom I have to sit next to every Tuesday for 30 minutes while our kids are in speech class.
- •I smile a lot.
- •I say "that's crazy" a lot in response to whatever nonsense you're telling me.
- •I say "really?" as a reply to the rest of your statements.
- •I pull out my phone and pretend I'm doing something important, but really I'm just checking twitter.
- •I pull out my book and start reading.Seriously, isn't this an international sign saying "no talking, please"? It hasn't worked yet 🤦🏻♀️