Dedicated to the mom I have to sit next to every Tuesday for 30 minutes while our kids are in speech class.
  1. I smile a lot.
  2. I say "that's crazy" a lot in response to whatever nonsense you're telling me.
  3. I say "really?" as a reply to the rest of your statements.
  4. I pull out my phone and pretend I'm doing something important, but really I'm just checking twitter.
  5. I pull out my book and start reading.
    Seriously, isn't this an international sign saying "no talking, please"? It hasn't worked yet 🤦🏻‍♀️