I am the middle aged mom

  1. Who still wears real shorts
    Not the kind that go to my knees
  2. Who doesn't use dye to hide my gray hair
  3. Who is nice to teenagers
  4. Who workouts everyday
  5. Who's not ashamed to be a stay at home mom
  6. Who doesn't wear a coverup over my swim suit
    Not because I have a perfect body but because I refuse to be embarrassed by it.
  7. Who jumps on the trampoline with the kids
  8. Who hosts play dates and always has wine for the moms
  9. Who is unabashedly enthusiastic about Dr Who and Stephen King
  10. Who says fuck as often as necessary without covering my mouth after and apologizing
  11. Who's proud of my cooking skills
  12. Who sometimes serves cake for dinner