I may be failing motherhood

A Tiger mom, I am not.
  1. I curse in front of my kids
    Not at them. But in front of them.
  2. I don't do crafty things
    Pinterest can suck it
  3. I don't care if my kid gets a B or an occasional (gasp!) C instead of an A
    I'd rather they enjoy school and learn to love to learn. Not obsess over grades.
  4. Fancy birthday parties, no thank you!
    Again, suck it Pinterest!
  5. I couldn't care less if my toddler learns to read before Kindergarden. And I'm not impressed if your kid did.
    Sorry. Not sorry.
  6. My kids don't eat an all organic, preservative free diet.
  7. I don't care if my boys are good at sports.
    If they just want to stand on the soccer field, looking at butterflies, that's cool with me.
  8. I don't care if my kids are ever number one or a winner in anything.
    Maybe that sounds apathetic but really I just want them to be kind people and to enjoy their childhoods. I'm ok with competition. But I'm also ok if my kids aren't at the top.