And this is our exciting plan
  1. Go eat at our favorite local restaurant
    We should go somewhere fancy, but the food wouldn't be as good. Plus it's hot and I want to wear shorts.
  2. Then, go to the mall and buy swimsuits for our upcoming trip
    Because who doesn't want to try on swimsuits after eating a big meal and drinking a couple of beers?
  3. Next up, Toys R Us to shop for our youngest's birthday present
    When else will we have time to go together?
  4. And last but certainly not least: we have to go buy a pooper scooper because ours just broke and we're having a barbecue for the 4th.
    And it's so much easier to run into petsmart without the kids. We may even spurge and buy our dog a new toy!
  5. And this is how I know I'm old: I'm totally looking forward to all this 😂🙈💃🏻