Inspired by @lexie_elyse and @kate81
  1. My 3 year old had a bath today!
    First time since last Sunday! Not even sorry I'm not sorry.
  2. I'm drinking cheap red wine out of a pub glass.
    Cause I'm classy as fuck.
  3. I'm gonna watch The Walking Dead tonight
    And I can't help it, I still love it.
  4. My Christmas tree is dying really fast because I'm too lazy to water it regularly.
    Bending down, moving branches, cleaning up spilled water is not fun for me. Sorry tree.
  5. Also I keep forgetting to get a new star for above tree.
    Old one broke. No guarantee it will be replaced by Christmas Eve *shrugs*