- •My 3 year old had a bath today!First time since last Sunday! Not even sorry I'm not sorry.
- •I'm drinking cheap red wine out of a pub glass.Cause I'm classy as fuck.
- •I'm gonna watch The Walking Dead tonightAnd I can't help it, I still love it.
- •My Christmas tree is dying really fast because I'm too lazy to water it regularly.Bending down, moving branches, cleaning up spilled water is not fun for me. Sorry tree.
- •Also I keep forgetting to get a new star for above tree.Old one broke. No guarantee it will be replaced by Christmas Eve *shrugs*