Requested by Kelly

My Horoscope For Today and How I Feel About It

  1. Hmmmm...
  2. Well since I haven't had a job (that pays money) in 5 years or so...
  3. And haven't looked for a new job in about 15 years.
  4. ...
  5. I guess I'll be on the lookout?
  6. I was hoping for juicy romance stuff. Oh well.
  7. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  8. 😂😂😂