Inspired by @theshome
  1. You are funny!
  2. You're a good mom.
  3. I love you.
  4. My (insert various pets) likes you!
  5. You are a good writer.
  6. Would you like a a glass of (insert various alcoholic beverage)?
  7. This (insert whatever dish I cooked) is so good!
  8. You make the best birthday cakes, momma!
  9. Thank you for listening.
  10. I'm proud of you.
  11. You're the best momma I've ever had!
  12. You're a Democrat, right?