Things I'm Pretty Sure I Could Do if It Was an Emergency

  1. Find my way out of the wilderness with a compass
  2. Make my own hummus
  3. Put new batteries in a remote
  4. Name a song by Kenny Chesney I don't hate
  5. Fillet a fish
  6. Initiate a conversation with someone behind me in line
  7. Just kidding. That will never happen.