Things I will never do
- •Ask a famous person for a picture/autographNot because I'm too cool but because I really, really try to avoid speaking to people I don't know. *Bob Dylan is the exception
- •Hit my kidsNope. Not ever.
- •Cheat on my spouseI've never cheated on any partner and I don't plan to.
- •Vote RepublicanUnless Lincoln is reincarnated. Or we get the Democrat version of Trump, somehow.
- •SkydiveHell no. Except maybe the indoor one, but I don't think that counts.
- •Take a jäger bomb shot ever againThe most disgusting drink, imo. Could be occasionally talked into them in my 20s. But I'm too old for that crap now.
- •Stop cussingI just don't really want to.