Things my frenemy, who thinks my family isn't as good as hers, has said to me this week

She's only a friend because we go to the same church, our boys are in the same scout pack and she is the co-pack leader πŸ˜’
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    Well, it requires doing a science experiment...
    What she said when I mentioned we'd do a special patch's requirements ourselves at home. Because how could I possibly figure out science stuff!
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    It's too bad you can't do the 'walk to school day' day at your school! There must be some way you could join in? I hate that Gabriel has to miss out!
    Because we live just outside the fancy suburb and we have to drive to our school.πŸ˜’
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    Oh! Your husband has to work overtime? That must be really hard on you!
    In response to why we couldn't make the Cub Scout pack's overnight trip last weekend. πŸ™„
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    Has Dylan outgrown his size 3 shorts? Timmy has outgrown his size 2's and we could really use some 3s!
    "Bitch, buy your own!" Ok I didn't really say that, but I wanted toπŸ˜’. But I'm also not giving her his shorts either.
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    Did you watch the debate? I just don't know what I'm going to do!
    Yes, it's so hard to decide between a narcissistic, racist asshole and an intelligent, highly qualified candidate! What to do? What to do? 😠