What my 8 year has taught my 3 year old

  1. Penises are called wieners
    I have, since their births, called a penis a penis. 2nd grade ruined that. 8 year old's friends call it a wiener, so now my boys do too🤦🏻‍♀️
  2. Anything can be used as a gun!
  3. Tag
  4. Blowing bubbles in water
  5. Best way to exert control is to not eat what mom wants you to!
  6. Farts are funny
    That's actually probably on me too
  7. One direction and 21 pilots make good music 🤢
  8. How to ride a bike with training wheels
  9. Burping on demand
  10. How to cut paper and their own hair
  11. Screaming is an effective means of communication