YOU MIGHT BE ME IF...

  1. You're supposed to be paying attention to online Cub Scout training and you're listing instead 🤷🏻‍♀️
  2. You use this emoji more than any other 🤷🏻‍♀️
  3. You feel like you're 28 even though you're a decade older than that
    You've always felt 28
  4. You love people but have a hard time relating to most of them.
    Except on list. You get listers and they get you.
  5. You like being alone
  6. You don't like to be touched
    Unless it's your children. You struggle to be affectionate with others you love dearly.
  7. You love being a mom but worry you are losing what makes you, you.
    You weren't prepared for having to fight to have a separate identity from "momma"
  8. You tell people you don't know what you want to do when your youngest son starts kindergarten.
  9. When you actually know you want to teach.
    But you're really afraid you will be terrible at it, and you aren't sure you'll ever even try.
  10. You wish you had more ambition
  11. You love popular culture
  12. You don't talk very much but when you do, your voice is loud and it carries!
    You get told to "shhhhh" a lot
  13. You love live music
    Any live music, from huge venues to small dive bars. Even if it's bad.
  14. You have a strained relationship with your mother. But you pretend, for her sake, that everything is fine.
  15. You live in the books you read. You dream them. And sometimes you can't concentrate on anything until you finish the book.
  16. You have lived with anxiety all your life and it's so much a part of who you are, you can't imagine not being anxious. You wouldn't be you anymore and you kinda like you.
  17. You love to cook and nothing makes you happier than feeding people
  18. You feel most comfortable in the middle of nowhere.
  19. You will never quit coffee
  20. You drink more than your dr thinks you should.
    But you are comfortable with how much you imbibe and don't plan to change that.
  21. You love art but can't ever decide what to hang on your walls so they are mostly bare.
  22. You have a healthy obsession with Bob Dylan
  23. You sing all the time even though you have a terrible singing voice
  24. You are a terrible dancer, but do it with your children anyway
  25. You memorize poems for fun.
  26. Doctor Who makes you cry every. Single. Episode.
  27. You keep adding more random stuff to this list because you have a hard time letting things go.
  28. 🤷🏻‍♀️