5 Photos on My Phone, Chosen at Random

  1. Trying to make stew with the most minimal effort possible. A spectacular failure, as per usual.
  2. Exhibit submitted in my extremely convincing argument that my friend needs flamingo lights on her patio. I may buy them for her just to make sure this happens.
  3. Just a tiny bit high maintenance. Hey, winters are cold here!
  4. I went through a semi-obnoxious puzzle phase this winter. It's over now, thankfully.
  5. In my opinion, the worlds most terrifying toy. A relic of mom's childhood, which she's convinced is a priceless vintage item and won't throw away (or burn with fire).