Favorite Moments From Channing Tatum's Ama

In honor of Magic Mike XXL! Ride it, my 🐎.
  1. "What’s up, reddit. Chan here."
    The beginning!
  2. What got you into dancing?
    A: To be completely honest, clubbing.
  3. How long did that "hahahahahahaa" email take to type?
    A: I'm sure exactly how long. I hit the h and a for a long time before I realized I could copy and paste. I'm not the most tech savvy person around but it did become a lot easier and faster.
  4. Do you have a favourite Disney character?
    A: I like the broom from Fantasia.
  5. You can only bring three things to an island for the rest of your life. What are they and why?
    A: How about a magical seashell that's always filled with bourbon. And I would like magical palm tree that had a lot of shade with instead of coconuts there's just peanut butter jelly sandwiches with cheetos underneath. And my wife that is always happy and possibly naked.
  6. Does your penis have a nickname?
    A: Gilbert
  7. Would you rather fight a Danny Devito sized John Stamos or a John Stamos sized Danny Devito? You're both naked.
    A: Can i just fight a Danny devito sized Danny Devito because I think I could take him and I would be on top or I could just use him as a spinner as I'm assuming we're going to have sex after we fight if we're naked.
  8. How would you survive a zombie apocalypse?
    A: Oh man. Crossbow, straight up, and I'd want an army of ninja chimpanzees that crush people all around me.
  9. What is your favorite thing to do when you're having a bad day?
    A: Oh man. I love Pinterest. Swear to god. Just to not think about all the shit I have to do or what's going wrong, I just go and look at Pinterest.
  10. Do you ever get lost looking into Matt Bomer's eyes?
    A: absofuckinglutely. no matter if you're a man, woman, cat, hamster, you will get lost in matt bomer's eyes. I don't know what they are made of outside of dreams and rainbows and amazingness but it truly doesn't matter. And when he sings. It's like god gave with both hands and then grew a third hand and graced him with more. he's crazy talented.
  11. Is it true that in 7th grade you got in a fight because you wore an "I hate pizza" shirt to school?
    A: Hahahaha what? No. But I fucking wish. That sounds like an awesome story. Because I don't hate pizza. If that did happen I would respect anyone that punched me because I wore that shirt. Because pizza is awesome.
  12. Favorite movie title besides Magic Mike and Magic Mike XXL that can double as a porno movie name?
    A: She's the Man. And you can go in a few different creative directions with that and you don't actually have to change the title at all.