10 TIMES JAKE OSMAN THOUGHT WE WERE LESBIANS

  1. When we went to the movies
  2. When we were on the street in front of grays papaya
  3. When I introduced him to you before you started Calhoun
  4. When he found out Lauren zuckerman and I were sisters
  5. When I puked on Jeff's door
  6. When I wouldn't kiss Robert Ronan (the sure fire way to tell if a girls a lesbian)
  7. When we avoid him on the street - possibly the most tried and true item on the list