JEAN-RALPHIO SAPERSTEIN'S TERRIBLE NON-RHYMING FREESTYLES

From one of my absolute favorite episodes of Parks in season 3 when they all get smashed on Snake Juice
  1. K to the N to the O-P-E; She's the dopest little shorty in all Pawnee, INDIANA
  2. B to the O to the double S: Do what she says and you'll be success...ful
  3. R to the O to the N and then; I say Swanson's got swagger the size of Big Ben, CLOCK