MY NAME MADE UP OF SENTENCES I WOULD NEVER SAY

Inspired by @alligeeshow
  1. How am I going to get through this day without eating fish?!
  2. I really hope Trump or Carson becomes the next President. I love them!
  3. Lindsay Lohan needs to make more movies.
  4. Lightning storms are my favorite kind of weather to play golf or swim in.
  5. Anyone else think that Chris Pratt is just absolutely revolting?
  6. Running is an activity I enjoy.
  7. Y'all, I bought/adopted/acquired a cat.