MY NAME MADE UP OF SENTENCES I WOULD NEVER SAY
Inspired by @alligeeshow
- •How am I going to get through this day without eating fish?!
- •I really hope Trump or Carson becomes the next President. I love them!
- •Lindsay Lohan needs to make more movies.
- •Lightning storms are my favorite kind of weather to play golf or swim in.
- •Anyone else think that Chris Pratt is just absolutely revolting?
- •Running is an activity I enjoy.
- •Y'all, I bought/adopted/acquired a cat.