REASONS WHY ROSS IS THE WORST FRIEND

This is potentially unpopular/controversial (I know it is in my circle of friends who watch Friends), but Ross is my absolute least favorite. All of the times he sucks will be written in the form of Friends episode titles.
  1. The one where Ross throws the phone number away
    Remember that episode where Rachel and Phoebe go have that fun girls night and then Ross and Mike have the most awkward bro night in ever? And then after Ross answers the phone and it is the guy Rachel met at the bar and he takes a message but throws the number away! What a DICK.
  2. The one where Ross tells Phoebe that the cat is just a regular cat and not her mom reincarnated
    Come on, Ross! Let Phoebe believe this even though it's not true! She feels better and it's not bothering you!
  3. The one where Ross sent the barbershop quartet, among other mascots, to Rachel's office at Bloomingdales to express his love
    Oh, just the beginning of Ross' major jealousy issues. The whole arc of him being jealous of Rachel and Mark working together was just the worst.
  4. The one where Ross thinks he is better than everyone else because he has a PhD
    No real one moment - this was always
  5. The one where Ross is a terrible dad
    SOMEONE tell me where Ben went please
  6. The one where Ross won't get the annulment from he and Rachel's drunken marriage in Vegas because he doesn't want 3 divorces
    I mean HONESTLY. How much worse can you get?
  7. The one where Ross SLEEPS WITH ANOTHER WOMAN AND THE WHOLE WE WERE ON A BREAK FIASCO
    This. This is how you get worse. THIS IS THE WORST.
  8. BASICALLY HIS OVERALL JEALOUSY ISSUES MAKE HIM THE ABSOLUTE WORST FRIEND EVER