Things I've Said to My Dog Today
- •"That's my monster. He's weird but I kind of like him."
- •"You're so cute that I feel bad for everyone else who has a dog because I got the cutest one!"
- •"Do not wipe your mouth on my clothes."
- •"You donkey-kicked me!"
- •"That's you, goof."As he growled and barked at his reflection in the mirror.
- •"You're funny. Creepy, but funny."