Requested by jess.butts

Reasons Why Im an Asshole and I Peaked Too Soon

  1. Alcohol
  2. Winning homecoming queen circa 2014
  3. Needing the approval of others
  4. Not being hugged enough as a child
  5. Alcohol
  6. Saying lol instead of laughing
  7. Reading Harry Potter seven times
  8. Not thinking the little mermaid is sexist
  9. Loving my dog more than any other living creature
  10. Alcohol
  11. Working the sorority angle
  12. Taking more selfies than actual pictures
  13. Wearing anklets more often than bracelets
  14. Piercing my stomach
  15. The fear of commitment
  16. winning homecoming queen circa 2014 WITH MY TWIN BROTHER AS MY KING
    Suggested by   @jessacosta