Things I've Failed at in the Last Week
I love failing Bc I'm so good at it, and who doesn't love doing what they're best at?
- •dying my hairI just wanted red at the bottom so people could know I identify with Satan. Is that too much to ask?
- •Writing my research paperIt's about premarital sex and divorce, and my only argument is that sex is cool and everyone should have it if they want to, and screw marriage who needs it anyways
- •Transferring schoolsAt some point I have to re send transcripts Bc apparently reapplying to college is harder than breaking into the White House
- •Going to the bankHonestly this was just laziness
- •Catching up on sleepBy "catching up" I mean taking naps. Which I only got to do once. I am a complete failure.
- •Taking selfies with my dogThis was the best I got, v low quality
- •Being a decent human beingI'm just the worst rn