DWIGHT K. SCHRUTE, DEPUTY GENIUS

Choice quotes from yesterday's Office marathon
  1. "Have you... ever pooped... a balloon?"
  2. "You can be in charge of the women."
  3. "I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby."
  4. "My grandfather was reburied in an old oil drum."
    Tux mystery from Casino Night? Solved.
  5. His intense face when Michael is singing the Diwali song, omg.
  6. "Something Weird Is Going On: What Did Jan Say? - The Michael Scott Story, by Michael Scott (with Dwight Schrute)"
  7. "Yo Mike our town is dope and pretty!"