1. I don't believe in astrology and never really have.
  2. I honestly think I could count the number of times I've read my horoscope in the last 10 years on one hand.
  3. Then yesterday I saw this list by @quixotic LR: 'NEW ZODIAC.' WHAT???
  4. What the fuck, right???
  5. According to this I'm really a Leo, when I thought I was a Virgo my whole life.
  6. And now I can't stop thinking about it.
  7. I really want to check my horoscope, guys.
  8. But I also feel like I shouldn't?
  9. Because it was meaningless to me 2 days ago.
  10. Don't let me give in to this jumbo jumbo!