1. I put way too much stuff in there.
  2. Like, honestly, did I learn nothing from that @cracked article about gift-giving?
  3. I'm devaluing my gifts by sending too many.
  4. Also my handwritten lists were waaaaay too long.
  5. And waaaay too personal.
  6. Oh well. I choose to own my embarrassment.
  7. I am weirdo, hear me roar! 👽