OBSCURE HALLOWEEN COSTUMES I HAVE WORN THAT WERE UNRECOGNIZABLE TO OTHERS

I was a weird child. And teen. And a weird twenty-something. Jury's still out about my thirties.
  1. Snowy owl
    "Oh, what a beautiful angel!" 😡
  2. Shoeless Joe Jackson
    It was cold. I wore shoes.
  3. Anna Pavlova
    No idea.
  4. Jian Ghomeshi's dream girl/worst nightmare.
    Skintight orange baby tee and 100% wool pants. It was incredibly specific and entirely too personal.
  5. Lee Holloway
    Maggie Gyllenhaal's character in Secretary. Someone actually did get this one, which blows my mind to this day.