OBSCURE HALLOWEEN COSTUMES I HAVE WORN THAT WERE UNRECOGNIZABLE TO OTHERS
I was a weird child. And teen. And a weird twenty-something. Jury's still out about my thirties.
- •Snowy owl"Oh, what a beautiful angel!" 😡
- •Shoeless Joe JacksonIt was cold. I wore shoes.
- •Anna PavlovaNo idea.
- •Jian Ghomeshi's dream girl/worst nightmare.Skintight orange baby tee and 100% wool pants. It was incredibly specific and entirely too personal.
- •Lee HollowayMaggie Gyllenhaal's character in Secretary. Someone actually did get this one, which blows my mind to this day.