WAYS OWNING A HAIRLESS CHINESE CREATED DOG HAS PREPARED ME FOR STARDOM
- •People talking about us in third person like we're not sharing the same space."Hey, it's one of those dogs, let's follow it!"
- •Having to buy tailored designer clothes in very specific fabrics."Oh, this old thing?"
- •People really obviously sneaking cell phone pics of us while we're on walks.Yeah right, you're texting.
- •Getting recognized without my dog because I walked her past someone's house once."OMG it's you!"
- •Having to answer the same exact questions over and over again every time someone stops us to chat.Yes, this is what she normally looks like. No, I didn't shave my dog bald.
- •Even the vet gets starstruck."I've never met one in real life before!!"