WAYS OWNING A HAIRLESS CHINESE CREATED DOG HAS PREPARED ME FOR STARDOM

  1. People talking about us in third person like we're not sharing the same space.
    "Hey, it's one of those dogs, let's follow it!"
  2. Having to buy tailored designer clothes in very specific fabrics.
    "Oh, this old thing?"
  3. People really obviously sneaking cell phone pics of us while we're on walks.
    Yeah right, you're texting.
  4. Getting recognized without my dog because I walked her past someone's house once.
    "OMG it's you!"
  5. Having to answer the same exact questions over and over again every time someone stops us to chat.
    Yes, this is what she normally looks like. No, I didn't shave my dog bald.
  6. Even the vet gets starstruck.
    "I've never met one in real life before!!"