24 FOR 24

I'm 24 today, so this is pretty relevant.
  1. 1.
    Note to autocorrect: I never mean "thabks" except to prove this point.
  2. 2.
    Do bears see humans camping in tents and think, "How fortuitous. I was in the mood for a burrito!"?
  3. 3.
    Leonardo DiCaprio
  4. 4.
    The Hell's Kitchen logo is essentially a spicy version of my initials.
  5. 5.
    Butterfly hair clips
    Shoutout to @marymurphy bc you have my word that I'll buy butterfly clips from you should you need to start selling on the black market some day.
  6. 6.
    Nobody likes you when you're 23, so what now?
  7. 7.
    24 years in and I'm starting to get tired of yelling "look behind you" at the screen and no one taking my sage advice.
  8. 8.
    Current jam: Jericho by Marc Scibilia
  9. 9.
    I know I was mean to autocorrect earlier, but I could never spell restaurant without it.
  10. 10.
    When will the day come where I will no longer think of Final Destination when driving behind a logging truck?
  11. 11.
    Macaron v. Macaroon
  12. 12.
    Currently contemplating the title of my next list that involves something scathing and witty about life.
  13. 13.
    Where did Hit Clips go anyway?
  14. 14.
    Brag tag: @ambersaurus and I put together a tent correctly on our first try today.
  15. 15.
    If I had a dollar for every time my hair got caught in the door of my car, I'd still have to pay on my student loans.
  16. 16.
    How does one become the person who picks music for movies?
  17. 17.
    Sleeping in.
  18. 18.
    Let's get someone on creating non-messy glitter. Stat.
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    Beards #amiright
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    Everything is cuter in miniature.
  21. 21.
    Can this just be my job?
  22. 22.
    The $5 movie section at Walmart
  23. 23.
    Here's to all the Bobby pins I've lost these past 24 years.
  24. 24.
    All I'm saying is that Waffle House needs to bring back the apple cinnamon waffle.