SEND HELP - I HAVE BABY ON THE BRAIN
- •My friend is having a baby boy in November, no biggie
- •But I keep overspending on every outfit I see that I think she'd like for him even though I already have baby shower gifts
- •Honestly, still not a big deal, but...
- •Not only did I make a baby names/ Warby Parker list...
- •I've also been listening to Rockabye Baby! instrumentals all weekCheck it, yo. https://open.spotify.com/artist/5bHjVR4F2Tfq4Ha6x7K6wU
- •So I'm realizing it's not just a coincidence
- •PLOT TWIST: I JUST HEARD A BABY CRY IN MY OFFICE AND THOUGHT IT WAS MY IMAGINATION BUT THERE'S AN ACTUAL BABY IN SUPPLY CHAIN RN I'M GETTING MISTY-EYED
- •Moral of the story: I'm a psychic baby freak
- •Not to be confused with a freak, psychic baby