Thought catalog 2017

  1. Alanis Morissette plus Hanson equals Haim, basically.
  2. Thinking about the change from 1997 Brendan Fraser to 2017 Brendan Fraser makes me physically angry...like raises my body temperature in rage.
  3. Pretty sure if Scott Speedman said the word "anything" to my face, it would be enough to sustain me for the rest of my life.
  4. Feeling a little predatorial watching all these gorgeous, 1940s soda jerk jawline guys in shows these days playing teenagers, but they're all actually in their 20s so where does this leave us?
  5. Scott Disick is such a problematic celebrity that he's like a male Winona Ryder, imho. #winoforever
  6. If someone held a gun to my head and asked me what the best movie soundtrack of all time is, I'm not sure if I would Shrek or Forest Gump first, and I'm not ok with not knowing myself like that.
  7. I've been whispering "covfefe" like "Rebecca" and it's equal parts giving me life and sucking my soul.
  8. Just found out I'm THAT GIRL at parties who sits on the floor and plays with a stranger's dog after downing a bottle of wine
  9. Do you ever just wonder what would be left of you, which parts of yourself would still be there if there was a button to restore you to your factory settings?
  10. What is the happy venting equivalent of angry venting?
  11. Debating putting "'We're all stardust, baby.'-Keanu Reeves" on my tombstone
  12. Feeling old. I'm the age now that Sophia Bush was when she played a senior at Tree Hill High School.