Why I didn't enjoy my hella short commute in ATL traffic this morning

Friday morning traffic is usually light - making it my fave morning for driving to work. In fact, Friday morning shaves 20 min off my normal morning commute. However...
  1. I dropped the lid to my Burt's Bees
  2. Within the first 5 min
  3. Which means I had an exposed chapstick
  4. The whole way to work
  5. So I frantically ran my hand under the seat at red lights
  6. And the occasion traffic backup
  7. And still couldn't find it
  8. And looked under the seat when I parked at work
  9. And still didn't find it
  10. So I stole the lid off another Burt's Bees of a lesser flavor
  11. And popped that top on
  12. And now there's a half-used, subpar flavor of Burt's Bees rolling around without a cap
  13. Calm down, guys
  14. I turned the wheel as far down as it would go
  15. I didn't leave the Chapstick part up to get gross
  16. I'm not an animal