10 Most Relevant Items In My Spam Filter

  1. Burial Insurance
    Just getting a head start.
  2. Mesothelioma Help
    Seriously, this is in there like 12 times.
  3. "34 Mindblowing Images To Get You (Very) Confused"
    Okay, Spammer. I'm (moderately) intrigued.
  4. Kylie Jenner Tweeted: Squad
    Okay.
  5. Mrs. Cheryl Reynolds and my WINNING LOTTERY NOTIFICATION!!!!!
    Oh, Cheryl. What a kidder. I never even bought a lottery ticket!
  6. Toenail Fungus Laser
    I mean... I guess it sounds useful...? 🤔
  7. My Senior Living Options
    Again, just getting a head start.
  8. Red Robin Appreciators
    ...yum. (sing it)
  9. AMAZ0NPrime Points
    Clearly that zero means it's business time.
  10. Olga and her pink heart gifs. 💖
    You had me at "exotic_russian_women are waiting for you Now!"