THINGS I HAVE CONVINCED PEOPLE OF AT PARTIES

The follow-up to "THINGS MY DAD CONVINCED ME OF WHEN I WAS LITTLE"
  1. My hair is dyed
    I then make people guess what color my natural hair is
  2. I met them during O-Week
    Best game to play at frats especially
  3. I am from Detroit
    When asked where I say "near the bridge" - i know nothing about Detroits's geography
  4. I am from Portland
    This one is really easy
  5. That i'm having fun
    ...😬
  6. My parents are broccoli farmers in central CA and my cousin is developing a GM pest-resistant broccoli called Bart's Broccoli
  7. Not at a party but @subversivebisexual and i convinced someone we built a couch
  8. Any temporary tattoos i have are real
    Including a broccoli floret - hence, Bart's Broccoli