MY THOUGHTS WHEN SOMEONE SAYS "I DON'T WATCH TV"
Dedicated to the douches of the world.
- •"Why do you hate yourself?"Do you not understand that television is one of the greatest bringers of joy in the world?
- •"Did you think that would impress me?"Cause it doesn't. I watch so much TV it borders on obsession. Okay, it is an obsession.
- •"Are you from another planet?"Except I'm almost positive aliens watch "Community" as much as I do. There's totally a Martian with a #sixseasonsandamovie tattoo.
- •"What do you talk about around the water cooler?"Full disclosure: I'm too young to have ever had a water cooler discussion. With that said, I would totally talk exclusively about television around a water cooler, if given the opportunity.
- •"What are we supposed to talk about now?"Since you don't watch TV, I have a to assume you're an uncultured swine so I l guess we can talk about.... The weather? That new building on campus? It's going up so slowly, don't you think?
- •"I now have a mental list of 350 shows you should watch."Get Netflix, clear your scheduled and don't talk to me until you know what I mean when I say "How the turn tables have turned."