Halloween Costumes: A Personal History

Roughly chronological.
  1. 1.
    Strawberry Shortcake.
    x3. We were going to get the most out of that investment.
  2. 2.
    Sheet, Sharpie, Scissors.
  3. 3.
    Stop Sign.
    Poster board art at its finest. Complete with grassy shoulder and match box cars at my feet.
  4. 4.
    Baby Jane.
    As in "What Ever Happened To...?". I had a horror movie phase.
  5. 5.
    Dead Bridesmaid.
    Zombie before zombies were cool. Adaptive reuse of sister's bridesmaid dress.
  6. 6.
    Hockey Player.
    I also had a hockey phase. In my Dallas Drake Red Wings jersey.
  7. 7.
    Hugh Hefner.
    More comfortable than the sexy pumpkin option.
  8. 8.
  9. 9.
    Fallen Angel.
    Uninspired, part deux. To reuse the devil horns.
  10. 10.
    Dawn from Welcome To The Dollhouse.
    Leave me alone, Weiner dog.
  11. 11.
    Red dress, black felt, antenna.
  12. 12.
    Teller at the Spank Bank.
    Crowd favorite.
  13. 13.
    Megan from Bridesmaids.
    Tied with Spank Bank for most fun. Is that a bear sandwich?
  14. 14.
    Grammys in tow. Another bridesmaid dress reuse.