1. Old ladies always smile at me when we make random eye contact.
    Even on the subway
  2. By the time my food has been bagged at the grocery story I know what elementary school the cashier went to
    And the circumstances of her divorce
  3. People always assume I'm in a good mood
    Even when I'm feeling sassy AF
  4. My mouth is always resting in a smile shape
    Even when I'm feeling sassy AF