Things I Invented That Were Already Things

  1. Bowls with handles
    Mugs
  2. Pants that suck you in and make your tummy disappear
    Spanx
  3. Train wild hunting animals to live domestically
    Cats
  4. Fork-hands to help with eating
    Forks and use your hands to use them, then you can go back to using your hands for other crucial things.
  5. Elastic bands attached to two Nintendo controllers so you can play against yourself on two screens
    Friends