Things I Invented That Were Already Things
- •Bowls with handlesMugs
- •Pants that suck you in and make your tummy disappearSpanx
- •Train wild hunting animals to live domesticallyCats
- •Fork-hands to help with eatingForks and use your hands to use them, then you can go back to using your hands for other crucial things.
- •Elastic bands attached to two Nintendo controllers so you can play against yourself on two screensFriends