Things I Would Do if I Was a Phone Virus
My evil thoughts put to paper
- •"Like" 30 week old pictures of people's exes
- •Post all selfies in phone memory
- •Upload all pictures to Facebook that are found in "Recently Deleted"
- •Make the "Storage Full" message pop up every hour on the hour
- •Make U2's album pop up on every playlist ever created on the phone
- •Have the alarm go off every day at 4:35am
- •Place an outgoing call to "Mom's Cell" every Friday night at 12:43am
- •Send a mass text saying "wassap homiess" to all contacts once a month
- •Change the entry passcode with specific strange instructions on how to unlock the phoneThink: scavenger hunt style. Eg. Kiss a strangers foot, eat a peanut butter and olive sandwich, etc.