BEST LIES I'VE TOLD

  1. I'm Rihanna's nephew.
  2. I'm Bon Jovi's masseuse.
  3. I'm Drake's drug dealer.
  4. I'm Donald Trump's muse.
  5. I'm on a diet
  6. I'm not mad at you
  7. I saw "12 Years A Slave"
  8. I'm naturally a red head.
  9. I have a boyfriend.
  10. I have a fiancée.
    Only works if you have a ring.
  11. I have a gluten intolerance.