HOW TO LOSE WEIGHT
- •Start working at a hospital- they smell weird so you'll loose your appetite. Plus you'll be so busy taking care of people you'll have no time to break for lunch.
- •Do an Indian food cleanse. Gross but I have friends who swear by it.
- •Take NyQuil all the time so that you're always asleep and therefore never eating.
- •Run a lot and stop drinking.
- •Pretend hunger is an orgasm and see how long you can make it last.