1. Whenever we speak, he makes SUCH sensual eye contact.
  2. He keeps smiling at me. But I'm also staring at him. So idk if the smile is to diffuse the creepiness or to facilitate a hookup. Plz weigh in.
  3. He poured me a HUGE glass of wine. Like, sexily large. I wonder if he will fill me up the way he filled this glass up.
  4. He just told me he was single.
  5. Jk he didn't tell me he was single
  6. Okay we hooked up.
  7. By hooking up I mean he brought me my check and I tipped 18%
  8. Def going back tmrw.