Hi, I'm getting a turtle soon and here are some names I've been thinking about...
  1. George
    Classic, regal, indisputably something I would never name a child so therefore a fine name for a turtle.
  2. Murphy
    Sounds like a last name but would be my turtle's first name and is therefore on fleek.
  3. Louis
    a turtle named Louis would live forever, don't you think?
  4. Arnold
    Only so I can say Hey Arnold! and then someone else can say "move it football head." I hate this.
  5. Meek Mill
    Ironic in the way I always hoped I'd be.