THINGS I DO THAT ARE INTIMIDATING
Recently discovered that I'm very intimidating. Here is how I have honed this reputation.
- •Laugh at sad stories.
- •Hookup with a guy who looks like Chuck Norris.
- •Fit in in Australia.
- •Drink breast milk.
- •Call my sister by her first name.
- •Wear overalls.
- •Pronounce Italian foods with an accent.