THINGS I DO THAT ARE INTIMIDATING

Recently discovered that I'm very intimidating. Here is how I have honed this reputation.
  1. Laugh at sad stories.
  2. Hookup with a guy who looks like Chuck Norris.
  3. Fit in in Australia.
  4. Drink breast milk.
  5. Call my sister by her first name.
  6. Wear overalls.
  7. Pronounce Italian foods with an accent.