1. Wearing workout clothes to places I'm not gonna workout.
    Currently at Bergdorfs in a Soul Cycle pullover and camo leggings. Yesterday I was at Barneys wearing a bicycle helmet.
  2. Ordering spicy mayo at Japanese restaurants
    12-year-old, 260/pound me is excited to eat mayo in public.
  3. Being taller than you.
    Hotttt (I hope)
  4. Getting a high five.
    Self explanatory. No better feeling.