2015 Christmas Stats

  1. dinner rolls consumed: 13 (and counting)
  2. did someone complain about how no one says "Merry Christmas" anymore: within the first two minutes
  3. pairs of earrings received: 2
  4. pairs of earrings I will wear: 0
  5. how drunk my uncle got: very
  6. times I was told to watch out for people with backpacks in NYC: 6
  7. did my mom share something personal about me with everyone: obviously
  8. could my dad keep his eyes open while driving home: no